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Kids in school

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map
and find North America .

MARIA : Here
it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now students ,
who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
المعلم : ماريا , إذهبي إلى الخريطة و ابحثي عن شمال أمريكا
ماريا : ها هي !
المعلم : صيح , الآن يا طلاب, من اكتشف أمريكا ؟
الطلاب : ماريا !!
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TEACHER : Why are you late,
Frank?
FRANK : Because of the
sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Slow down

المعلم : لماذا أنت متأخر , فرانك ؟
فرانك : بسبب اللافتة
المعلم : أي لافتة ؟
التي تقول "أمامك مدرسة , خفف السرعة"
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TEACHER : John, how do you
spell "crocodile?"
John : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER :
No, that's wrong
John : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked
me how
I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald,
what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N
O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday
you said it's H to
O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one
important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE :
Me!
المعلم : أذكر اسم شيء مهم لدينا اليوم و لم يكن لدينا قبل 10 سنوات
الطالب : أنا !!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you
always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.

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TEACHER :
Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I
is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE :
All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
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TEACHER : Ali, Can you student give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Ali: Sir, my Mother and Father got
married on the same day, same
time and the same place and they had the same child
المعلم : علي , أمكنك أن تعطيني مثالاً على شيء حصل "مصادفة" (صدفة)
علي : أمي و أبي تزوجا في نفس اليوم و نفس الوقت ونفس المكان و أنجبا الطفل نفسه
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TEACHER: George
Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish
him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his
hand.
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TEACHER : Now,
Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER :
Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's.
Did you copy his composition ?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's because we have the same
dog
المعلم : كلايد , موضوع تعبيرك الذي بعنوان "كلبي" مطابق تماماً لتعبير أخوك , هل نقلته منه ؟
كلايد: لا , لأن لدينا الكلب نفسه!
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TEACHER : Michael, what do you call
a person who keeps on talking when people are asleep Sleep

Michael
: A teacher

المعلم : مايكل , ماذا تسمي من يستمر بالكلام عندما يكون الناس نائمون ؟
مايكل : معلم !